Len’s Top Tens #10

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Top Ten Yorkshire Admin cock-ups

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  1. Azeem Rafiq’s paperwork used to register Rana Naved’s toupee as Kolpack player
  2. Headingley entry for doomsday book still waiting in ‘out tray’.
  3. Stamps drawn in felt tip pen on envelopes to save money
  4. Planning permission for new pavilion sent to ‘Jim’ll fix it’.
  5. Yorkshire 2006/07 tax return somehow resulted in Simon Guy being legally married to the academy bowling machine.
  6. Allowed Chris Adams to complete job application form in pencil.
  7. Brian Close registered as Yorkshire U-13 player for 65th consecutive season.
  8. Staff Christmas bonus used to “unlock Nigerian bank account”.
  9. Team hotel for Warwickshire game booked in Birmingham Alabama.
  10. And the biggest cock-up of all: Assuming the England U-15 captain would be qualified as English.

~ by lentheyorkshirekitman on 9 July, 2008.

Posted in Azeem Rafiq, Brian Close, Chris Adams, Len's Top Tens, Rana Naved, Simon Guy, Yorkshire, cricket

3 Responses to “Len’s Top Tens #10”

  1. quality len – the simon guy and chris adams ones are immense =)

    danny said this on 9 July, 2008 at 4:27 pm

  2. Corking collection Len – bet the stamp drawing felt tip was nicked from some unsuspecting child too

    ceci masters said this on 9 July, 2008 at 6:30 pm

  3. I’m chuckling at the staff Christmas bonus one. As if Yorkshire would contemplate giving a Christmas bonus!

    Mel said this on 10 July, 2008 at 7:33 pm

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