Len’s Top Tens #9
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Top Ten Reasons Yorkshire has a better one-day side than England
“You hold him down, while I run him out”
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- Would never run a batsman out whilst he was being stretchered off the pitch…
- …or loaded into a hearse.
- Fewer and better quality Kolpack signings.
- Ginger Captain, an abomination before God.
- Warm up routine of Pie&Pint less injury prone than touch rugby.
- Star batsman’s speciality shot? Single to third man that wins the game.
- Four Words: Rollerbladeing deep extra cover.
- Can play more than two games a month before performance effected by “Workload”.
- Coach’s long term strategy more detailed than “Wait for Mushy to finish his qualifying period”.
- And the main reason: They spend more time practising technique than excuses.
Brilliant work Len – I’m laughing on the outside but crying on the inside.
Loved 5 and 7 – givng you the evil glare for 4 – God might not be keen but by golly I am and as for 8 – wasn’t Virgil “rested” for the 20/20 (overwork? over-tired by rent collecting I’ll be bound).
THe picture is inspired!