Len’s Top Tens #8
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Top Ten signs ‘Bumble’ is losing the plot
Somebody start the car!
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- Started referring to Nasser Hussein as “My favourite N-Power girl”.
- Claims to have seen Bob Willis smile.
- Used latest stint in Sky’s “3rd Man” chair to give his recipe for baked Alaska.
- Makes faint meowing noise whilst sleeping at back of commentary box.
- Insists he was a member of the Harlem Globetrotters “for several years”.
- Tries to put co-commentators knee into first gear whenever he says “Somebody start the car!”
- Hires midget look-a-like to act as ‘mini bumble me’.
- Dropping titles of Fall songs into commentary, prelude to obsession with toasted heretic and butthole surfers.
- Gave Sally’s phone number to Shane Warne “for safe keeping”.
- Thinks tossing of coin should be replaced by ducking stool. “Chris Adams has drowned, so Sussex get the chance to bat first”. (I actually like parts of this idea)
Classy – am off to photoshop number seven. Number 10 brings back fond memories of your complete character assassination of Diva Adams (April 2007). Murderously good
I’d be surprised if he hasn’t done at least half of those already.
Who’s stool is being ducked?
You’ve gone too far this time Len – surely even the maddest of madmen wouldn’t make the claim you’ve listed as number two?